The micro-pond has disappeared so have the leak detection team alongside the Mole which is wrapped in a black bin bag at the back of their white van. We will miss you all and we don’t really want to be seeing you again (in the nicest way possible). Thank you LDT!
The mains water leak has been fixed and there is no longer a micro-pond in our front garden. The Leak Detection Team (LDT to those in the know) came this morning in their unmarked white van as not to attract attention. We were expecting the said team to bring out their sophisticated “mole” device but it was kept in the back of the van in a bin bag while a bloke wrestled with a digging instrument that looked like it was from out of the middle ages.
It took the three blokes 15 minutes to fix the leak with them saying “I wish all our jobs were as easy as this one” while we were shown a cracked piece of lead piping from the days of old. Running water and heating are now back on at Weeds HQ and the Mole was not needed this time. Big thanks to the Leak Detection Team!
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