* Not sung to Crass’ “Banned from The Roxy” unless you want to.

Walking down Dean Street, Soho last week I spotted this great apple tree growing from a basement.

What made me laugh more than anything was the first line on the information sheet fixed to the front fence, “First keep your hands off my apple tree which has taken 15 years to grow.” A nice tree with some great fruit on it even in mid-December!